Have you ever wanted to use a taser on your own leg? Or, name your baby “Apple?” Or, get published to State of Anxiety?
Well, your anxious, wayward dinghy has come in.
For the first time ever, we’re interested in reppin’ and showcasing other voices.
**(1) Are we lazy? (2) Guilt-ridden for years of ignoring unsolicited submission requests? (3) Or, do we want to incubate rising literary stars?**
Does it matter?! You get to flex your creative angst here. And, we’re the poster child site for dysfunction. So, if not here, where? It’s rhetorical. There is no better forum young/old, anxious Fitzgerald.
(**Also, hint: It’s #1, #2, and #3 above.)
Send your best 3 – 5 pitches (with summaries) to [email protected], and you might be featured here.
Comp is bylines only. Unless you’re so good or reputable that we have to get our Accounts Payable Dept. involved.
This is for budding or established writers, and PR agencies only. Absolutely no commercial entities looking to seed backlinks to the ethersphere.
Target word count is 800 – 1,000 words. Humor is so encouraged, it’s almost mandatory. If you’re not funny, accept your fate and distract us with mind-blowing prose.
-SoA